13 Kickass Comebacks For All The Sexist Things People Say To You

The only purpose people have in their lives is to interfere in your life. They just can’t mind their own business which is not actually acceptable. And telling them straight up to stop interfering in your life makes you manner-less. So rather than lowering your standard to theirs, you can use some kickass comebacks to defend yourself. People don’t leave a chance to pass sexist comments to insult you. But you should take them positively and reply them in a considerate tone using these kickass comebacks.

Here is a list of 13 kickass comebacks for all the sexist things people say to you. These will help you handle all the sexists that cross your way. Also, it will develop confidence and maturity in you to help enhance your personality.

1. You should smile more often, you’d look pretty.

Well, f**k no! I can’t. My dentures will fall out.

2. That dress is too short. It is distracting me.

Would you mind taking your eyes off of my legs and mind your own business?

3. You ride a bike? What?!

You know what’s more improbable than a woman riding a bike? You having brains. There, I said it.

4. How do you manage your home so effortlessly?

Just ask my husband.

5. Don’t throw like a girl! You’ll make us lose.

C’mon man! Let me at least give it a shot. And then don’t blame me for punching you where it will hurt the most.

6. How could you not take his last name?

For the same reason that he didn’t take mine.

7. Women are not supposed to pay the bills.

It hilarious that it says the guy who still expects his mum and dad to handle his finances.

8. You are doing quite well. I mean, for a girl.

Oh, why thanks. You are also quite reasonably average – for a guy.

9. Could you just calm down?

Awwn! Thanks for asking. But no. Absolutely not!

10. Are you sure you don’t want kids?

Do you think it’s appropriate for your sexist ass to ask me this question?

11. Why can’t you advocate for gender equality without calling yourself a feminist?

Are you asking me to be a feminist without calling myself a feminist? I mean sure, but no.

12. Isn’t your biological clock ticking?

Oh, is it? Really? But I still don’t look half as old as you.

13. Is it that time of the month?

You mean the time you majorly piss me off?